Thursday posing as a Monday.

I should have realized today was going to suck when I answered the phone and found out Laura's car was on fire. Then, I go to do some Laundry and the hose came off and covered the floor in water right before leaving. And now, I am sitting here at work with GAS. Yup, and I can't just let them rip because there are people all around me. As there have been for the last 4 hours and 49 minutes. And people will be here for the next hour and 41 minutes. When everyone leaves, I am going to probably let one rip that has so much pressure that I'll surely get ejected from the chair. (I hope I don't fly through the air and hit a wall and get knocked the f*$% out....)