Lauren (not Laura) is so hungry she could eat a house

So, Lauren is so hungry she could eat a house. My only response was "don't be goin and makin no people homeless cuz your hungry." I don't think I've ever been that hungry. I know I've said Blah blah blah horse before, and I think I ended up eatting beef. I could have eaten a horse though probably if 1) I was actually insane, and 2)It was prepared with some delicious sauce or marinated. I only say this because venison is good. cow is good. However I don't think I would want to eat something man-made. That would probably destroy your digestive track.