Cats and unfulfilled waffle promises....

I must apologize to the cat for all the lies and purposefully misleading her. I'll be in bed and want the cat to come and lay on the bed, and I have made numerous repetive lies to the cat about there being a waffle smorgasbord in my bedroom with all of the waffles you can eat as well as all of the syrup you can handle. I do apologize dear cat, but you would thing you might realize this after the first 10 times it happened..........