In case of emergency....

So everything is calm. A little too calm. Something bad is going to happen. Soon. I know. I have been working so much overtime lately and nothing interesting is happening in my life. Like the other day I bought shoes. Woa. So, I know something bad is going to happen. Like my toilet is going to mysteriously grow to GIANTOR TOILET. Or my friends are all going to get run over by a clown car and I will be be able to do is take some valium and click my heels 3 times. I am not looking forward to the lurking horrors that are sure to ensue. Nope, not at all.