1. Happiness is merely the remission of pain.
2. Indecision is the key to flexibility.
3. There is absolutely no substitute for a geniune lack of preparation.
4. Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be.
5. The facts, althought interesting, are irrelevant.
6. The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.
7. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
8. Things are more like they are today then they have ever been before.
9. Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
10. Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
11. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
12. I have seen the truth, and it makes no sense.
13. Ther is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
14. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
15. All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
16. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
17. One seventh of you life is spent on Monday.
18. By the time you make ends meet, the ends have moved.
19. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
20. Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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