Thursday, March 31, 2005

Wasting away in the trunk of my Accord.

With all of the unfortunate tragedies occurring in the last couple of years the world is becoming a really strange place. Floods. Tsunamis. Chaos. Kids vandalizing vaccuum cleaners outside of my apartment. The apocalypse is coming and I don't have a reliable car. The end of the world is near and I am going to be stranded on the side of the road while some 10 headed 7 horned beast is chasing me as I am trying to get away from the volcano erupting behind me. What am I suppossed to do, climb into the trunk of the Honda and slam it shut so I can pray?

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