I won’t use my car for work. I lost so many drivers when I was Quioccasin Pizza Hut’s “Assistant Manager In Training.” Man did I go through drivers.
Engine blocks got cracked, alternators/water pumps bit the dust, dudes Camaro could not handle turns on Riverside Drive and he Dukes of Hazzard’d down the ravine onto the train tracks (Liability coverage only{which wont do squat to get you off the tracks- [CHEVY. Find your own road. Or just find a road and get on it and off the damn railroad tracks]}).
I think the most entertaining driver losing their car was when are star delivery driver’s eclipse spyder got repo’d right in front of the store. He had come infrom a delivery and there was nothing immediately ready to go so he took a bathroom break that was just long enough for the tow truck swoop’d in and hooked his ride. Tow truck driver was a complete douche bag, ratcheting down the wheel straps staring at my driver who’s car was just yanked, but not answering his questions or anything just giving him the stare of death before leaving with that Eclipse Spyder.
Unfortunately our grumpy, passive aggressive driver that nobody could stand was the only driver you could ALWAYS count on. Might not of had a personality or a sense of humor, but he did have 4 Geo Metro’s and was on the clock delivering pizzas whenever the store was open for business. It always starts with just one. Ol’ boy I just bought a brand new redesigned top of the line metallic blue Geo Metro LSI sedan Before I started working there and he was always complaining about putting violets on his brand new car. Boy- was he committed to being completely absorbed Into his white people problems about up I wage on his brand new Geo Metro LSi sedan. Honestly it was a bit disturbing because we figured he would be the one to lose his shit and grab a cutting knife and go to town on everybody in the store. I was 99% certain that’s how it would go down when he finally snapped.
Boy was I wrong about Greg And killing everybody in the Pizza Hut whenever the day he snapped happened. Nobody got murdered. He just acted REALLY weird and started suddenly had a fleet of 3 original used Geo Metro XFi‘s he rotated through. But he was most proud of his beloved friend you redesigned metallic blue Geo Metro LSI sedan was now his personal vehicle, and it would never be used to deliver pizzas ever again. Which it did a few months later when each Metro was broken on a completely different way. He was just spewing cuss words it out all day long as he came and went to deliver pizzas cussing like a sailor and tuning the rest of the world out. I couldn’t help but laugh. How do you not laugh when somebody has a constant stream of curse words for 6 to 8 hours having no shame in their game i’m not even trying to hide it.
Sure don’t miss the hut one bit.
