somebody stole my damn cornucopia, and all the plastic hand baskets that I had stolen from our neighbors when I was a kid-their dad made shopping carts and the plastic hand baskets used in grocery stores, and he’d bring home unique colors that look like those damn jelly slippers that every girl between or and 11 had. My mom stole most of them from me and still has a bunch of them.
That’s OK. I prefer milk crates anyway! THEY ARE SQUARE AND STACKABLE! But I actually do have a rectangular milk crate from some dairy farm. My friend Todd gave me he was showing me all the shit that he needed to get rid of in his garage. I had never seen a rectangular before and I was overwhelmed-AND SPEECHLESS-studying said rectangular milk crate. Damn ADHDDVDOMG mom you’re blocking the way there is a guy right behind you. You need to let him buy. He needs to go on the aisle let’s go this way
Before last night, all of my shopping baskets have been stolen from me and found new homes. You know Walmart put a sensor device on hand baskets? I knew they were doing that cuz DUH!!! But I didn’t even hear it if it did go off when I walked out the door. I din’t realize I had accidentally allegedly borrowed their hand basket; I was literally checking out when my phone rings and my 77-year-old child Is freaking out in the parking lot screaming my name.
So that’s how THAT happened. ALLEGEDLY-
